Thursday, October 11, 2007
Breaking DNA News ...
A brief but serious squirrel scare swept through the office. Investigator Birdsong reports on the DNA findings: This is NOT Sandy. Some people have questioned his involvement this late in the game, but formal accusations have not been filed.
This, however, has just come in and IS our squirrel, Sandy. We have yet to see her in person, and there have been requests to see the person responsible bound in rubberbands and sent to the United Way jail.